“Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, my name is General Dic Tator. You all have been summoned here today for the briefing in the current threat to our nation's security. As we speak the U.S. is preparing to launch a fullscale pre-emtive military strike...our target, God. We've reason to suspect that he may be in possession of weapons of mass destruction. Any questioins?”

“Yes, I noticed you used the male pronoun He. But isn't it true General, that according to recently declassified intelligence reports, God may in fact be a woman?